Pigs in a Bar
A pig walks into the bar and asks for a pitcher of beer.
He drank it all then asked the bartender where the bathroom is. Bartender replies “down the hall and to the left”.
Another pig walks into the bar and orders 2 pitchers of beer.
He finishes them off and then asks where the bathroom is. The bartender replies “down the hall and to the left”.
Another pig walks into the bar and orders 3 pitchers of beer.
Finishing them off he was just going to stand up when the bartender asks him, “Well aren’t you going to ask where the bathroom is?”
The pig replies, “ No, I am going to go wee wee wee all the way home.”